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Are you planned to start a finance company? Want to specialize services in Assigned Risk, Livery, Taxi, Commercial premiums, Personal Auto, Homeowners, General Liability, and Excess & Surplus Lines. You can do all these things, but we recommend you to satisfy the below mentioned criteria’s.

You must not keep any asset of your own.
You must not give any of your personal number to any of your customer.
To start with a finance company it is not necessary that you must have more bucks.
You must place attractive advertisements quoting “ More Interest Like Never Before”.
You must give false promises to the customer.
You must make the customers to join in long-term plan, so that you can close your company and escape with money.
You must give loans to people and charge high interest rate to them.
You must not worry about the bankruptcy if happens.
You must be a good athlete to run with the left over money when bankruptcy happens.

The above-mentioned are mandatory for a finance company president

 
 

A Finance company staff told his friend, 'If you put your money in our Finance Company,

After Five years We will return DOUBLE the amount,

After Ten years we will return TRIBLE the amount.

His friend asked, 'OH! Then After 15 years will you give us a TROUBLE?

 
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